So I had the lovely pleasure of hopping like a bunny down to the pharmacy today with a bag full of my poo (Rosana that is what was all over my sheets, pillow, and myself the othertime, wink wink)
We're doing analyses because I can't get rid of it and so while I didnt think I would be able to go until tomorrow morning, i luckily found myself with a sample about an hour ago. Noone was here so I race to get dressed and leave the house unlocked because I dont want to be outside waiting and I'm also not supposed to be in the sun due to my medicine.... so i race to the pharmacy because the doors open/house unlocked. I'm in line and then am called up. I say in French, I hope I have the right pharmacie and can give you this. The guy motions me to give him the bag, he looks at, give me the darkest look i've ever seen, and says, "This doesnt go here! Dont you know this goes to the labratory!"
I ask in a very small voice, um do you by chance know where I could find the lab? with a nod to the right with his head he hands back my sample and quick like a bunny leave....I need a nap after all this hopping!
Fingers crossed that he's not part of the corsican mafia and I wake up with a horse head next to me.
xoxoxoxo
Before the pharmacist said "This doesn't go here..." did he say OHH Merde
ReplyDeleteas in (oh what a surprise I had with my third customer) or was it Ugh
Merde. Never mind just hope you feel better and can enjoy the beach to
the fullest.
xoxo Dad
Damn... I bet he would be more compassionate towards you if you explained that in the US doctors rarely request feces to proceed with exams. I am sorry to hear that you're sick and can't be out in the sun enjoying beautiful Corsica. I am sure that Vanina and her family are taking very good care of you. Love, Rosana
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